"He looks like a chipmunk wearing underwear two sizes too small..."

I found myself wishing that Jose Feliciano would recover his eyesight.

Not so that he could live a normal life, but so he could see how ridiculous he looks when he performs.

How hot exactly is it in hell?

"But he looks like the love child of a goat and a long bean!"

And other things you shouldn't say out loud.

Wisdom I would impart to my children.

a) Nice guys usually finish last

b) Always learn CPR

Random? I think not.

Black car, black trim, black leather seats.
Not a good idea in summer...

At first, I thought I had stumbled upon a sure fire way to make money - stage a ballet. I had paid 41 euro to watch a ballet at the Bastille in Paris and all I could think of during the first 'part' was trying to estimate the revenues - 800 people paying an average of 30 euros each... 24,000 euros a night ( Read more... )

For my 2 remaining readers...Sure can win consolation prize...


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Sometimes I wish my car weren't so low...


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When I was in Singapore last month, I had my first economy rice in a long time. And now I know why it's called economy rice. It follows the first law of economics. Quantity has gone down and Price has gone up...

Sensing the impending, Facebook-induced, death of Livejournal, I am posting flurriedly (in a flurry of posts) as only a Singaporean trying to save his favourite eating spot from zhup lup-dom knows how...