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Prompt Post: ROUND FOUR

Jun 23, 2011 06:36

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X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 12:35:35 UTC

I WANT AN X-MEN ( SKIPPY'S LIST ), PEOPLE!!

Make it a collaborative effort! Add a couple whilst browsing for porn prompts! Go as sick and wild and cracky as you can! Pretty please with sprinkles and sexual favours on top?*

(*sexual favours not shown actual size)

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list insane_duckfish June 28 2011, 17:46:14 UTC

21. Asking Charles to convince guards that ‘these are not the droids you were looking for’ is both wrong and anachronistic.

I fucking love you.

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 20:39:08 UTC

:D It had to be said. <3

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list shiromori December 1 2011, 07:30:30 UTC

22b. An exception is to be made for Yiddish. This is New York.

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list mooeydooey June 28 2011, 17:35:30 UTC

26. Charles is not allowed to go on thinking he and Erik have some sort of secret affair that no one knows about.

27. "Going to play chess" is an obvious codeword for "Going to have crazy wild monkeysex with Erik" and should be treated as such.

28. Charles is not allowed to wear anything but rather tight fitting clothing with metal clasps (except for when Moira is around).

29. Erik is not allowed to add rules to the list.

30. No one is allowed to trick Moira into thinking she's developing mutant powers from being around mutants too much.

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list zqs_pineapple June 29 2011, 10:36:34 UTC

30. No one is allowed to trick Moira into thinking she's developing mutant powers from being around mutants too much.
I simply love this.

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 18:09:02 UTC

31. Playing chicken with any sort of mutant power is not allowed.

31. Roller disco is completely banned from the mansion until further notice.

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 20:18:25 UTC

32. Hank is not allowed on the furniture

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 21:18:01 UTC

I love you for this, anon <3

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list roxashasboxers June 28 2011, 20:27:47 UTC

33. Erik is not allowed near Sean when ten feet above ground level.

34. Alex is not allowed to hula hoop.

35. Shaw is not allowed to dance

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list br33_br33 June 28 2011, 20:51:16 UTC

36(See number four for reference) Erik is also not allowed to smile at small children.

37. No one (not ever Erik) is not allowed tho throw pepper in Sean's face in an attempt to make him sneeze and break any nearby windows.

38. Erik is not allowed to threaten the children with, "And if any of you fail to comply, I will hoist you into the air with whatever metal I can find in and on your body and proceed to drop you repeatedly until you've thoroughly pissed yourself."

39. "Hank ate my homework" is not a viable excuse.

40. Buying a box of condoms and taping it to Charles' or Erik's door is not an amusing practice.

41. Sean is not allowed to fly in the house.

42. Alex is not allowed to encourage said behavior above.

43. Erik will not attempt to start conflict between the children just to see how amusing it may play out.

44. If the only reason you can come up for doing something is "because I can" then it is safe to assume you probably shouldn't.

45. Sean is not allowed to do a school wide wake up call. Ever.

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list roxashasboxers June 28 2011, 20:53:34 UTC

46. Nobody is allowed near Charles' hair.*

*Unless it's Erik and sex is involved.

47. Erik is not allowed to do the grocery shopping.

48. Emma must wear white leather at all times.

49. Sean is not allowed to bake.

50. Nobody is allowed to interrupt Erik's theme music.

51. Mindfucking is strictly forbidden in the presence of others.

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 21:15:59 UTC

52. Going into your diamond form in order to fry ants is the sign of a diseased mind, Emma.

53. When the CIA asks what your agenda is, “To conquer the world and crush all you puny humans” is a bad thing to say.

54. Sean is not allowed to make Charles one of his special ‘herbal’ teas ever again.
54b. Especially when the vicar calls round.

55. In relation to the above, the events of the infamous ‘Teatime Which Shall Not Be Spoken Of’ will never again be spoken of.
55b. And Raven is to give Charles those negatives.
55c. (Erik wants a copy of those negatives)

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list renton6echo June 28 2011, 21:45:38 UTC

56. Feminine products are not considered a grocery item DO NOT add them to the list.

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list stepstostars June 28 2011, 22:00:23 UTC

57. Breaking the washing machine because you left spare change in your pockets is not allowed. (It would just make it cleaner.)

58. Putting fish in the washing machine is not allowed.
58b. Birds and any other live animals are not allowed, either.

59. Making hard-boiled eggs specifically for food fights is not allowed.
59b Food fights are not allowed.

Re: X-Men, Skippy's list renton6echo June 28 2011, 22:11:26 UTC

60. By the logic of rule 56, condoms are not to be put on the grocery list either! XP

61. Rule 56 is hereby null and void.

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