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Re: X-Men, Skippy's listmomopiJune 29 2011, 08:49:32 UTC
68. Students should address their superiors politely and with respect. Charles Xavier should be addressed as "Professor" and Erik Lensherr as "Mr. Lensherr" rather than as "Mommy" and "Daddy". 68b. Charles, however, is allowed to call Erik "Daddy" under certain circumstances69. There is no such a thing as "brain bleach". Do not put it on the grocery list
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Re: X-Men, Skippy's listoddeggJuly 2 2011, 03:13:59 UTC
78. Mutant powers are not to be used to reenact scenes from Frankenstein, or The Modern Prometheus
79. Mutant powers are not to be used to reenact scenes from Animal Farm.
80. Mutant powers are not to be used to reenact scenes from any novels. 80a. TV shows also may not be recreated. 80b. No, just because you didn't technically use your abilities does not excuse you from being punished. Nor from cleaning up afterwards.
Re: X-Men, Skippy's listgogothgirlJuly 6 2011, 08:26:12 UTC
in reference to rule 83 and any other similar rule; 85. Persons not allowed to add rules to the list shall remain banned from said list for indefinite time by the discretion of Charles Xavier.
86. Calling Charles a tyrant and dictator of his own school is not a good idea unless you're looking for a brainwash.
87. Unless your are Sebastian Shaw and have a helmet that repels telepaths, you are encouraged to follow rule 86. Strongly encouraged.
88. Sebastian Shaw is not allowed on school grounds.
89. Rule 87 is thus null and void.
90. No, Shaw. "But the children took over the submarine" is not a good excuse. Get off my lawn. NOW.
Re: X-Men, Skippy's listirishburnettJuly 6 2011, 18:22:14 UTC
91. Erik's sodas are marked Erik for a reason. If you take Erik's sodas and your name is not Erik but you pretend your name use to be Erik, you will be smacked by Erik.
92. The 'middle finger' is not an appropriate way to voice your disapproval during class time.
93. Neither is mooning.
94. Stealing Hank's glasses and encasing them in jello was only funny the first time.
95. No one is allowed to edit anything on Wikipedia.
96. Charles is never to be elected the designated driver.
97. The intercom is to be used for emergencies only.
98. Hair emergencies aren't actual emergencies.
99. No one is allowed to tell humans that if they eat a lock of Raven's hair they'll live forever.
Re: X-Men, Skippy's listoddeggAugust 11 2011, 17:38:54 UTC
104. Alex is not allowed to attempt to cure Sean's hiccups by scaring Sean. 104a. Alex is not allowed to attempt to cure Sean's hiccups by "surprising" Sean, either, if said surprise involves ambush in any way, shape, or form.
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63. Alex must stop telling Sean that the living room television transforms into an evil robot.
64. Hank is to put the living room television back as it was.
65. No evil robots to be allowed in the mansion.
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67. Azazel is not allowed to add rules to the list.
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68b. Charles, however, is allowed to call Erik "Daddy" under certain circumstances69. There is no such a thing as "brain bleach". Do not put it on the grocery list ( ... )
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79. Mutant powers are not to be used to reenact scenes from Animal Farm.
80. Mutant powers are not to be used to reenact scenes from any novels.
80a. TV shows also may not be recreated.
80b. No, just because you didn't technically use your abilities does not excuse you from being punished. Nor from cleaning up afterwards.
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82. Raven is not allowed to impersonate Alex while making out with Hank
83. Hank is not allowed to add rules to the list until he admits he enjoyed it.
Addendum to rule 82: Unless Alex is invited to join in.
84. Alex is not allowed to add rules to the list Hank, you are still not allowed to add rules to the list.
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85. Persons not allowed to add rules to the list shall remain banned from said list for indefinite time by the discretion of Charles Xavier.
86. Calling Charles a tyrant and dictator of his own school is not a good idea unless you're looking for a brainwash.
87. Unless your are Sebastian Shaw and have a helmet that repels telepaths, you are encouraged to follow rule 86. Strongly encouraged.
88. Sebastian Shaw is not allowed on school grounds.
89. Rule 87 is thus null and void.
90. No, Shaw. "But the children took over the submarine" is not a good excuse. Get off my lawn. NOW.
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92. The 'middle finger' is not an appropriate way to voice your disapproval during class time.
93. Neither is mooning.
94. Stealing Hank's glasses and encasing them in jello was only funny the first time.
95. No one is allowed to edit anything on Wikipedia.
96. Charles is never to be elected the designated driver.
97. The intercom is to be used for emergencies only.
98. Hair emergencies aren't actual emergencies.
99. No one is allowed to tell humans that if they eat a lock of Raven's hair they'll live forever.
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101. Moira is no longer allowed to distribute those stories about Erik and Charles.
102. Charles is no longer allowed to read Moira's mind for the password to delete those stories.
103. Leave it alone, Charles. What happens online, stays online.
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104a. Alex is not allowed to attempt to cure Sean's hiccups by "surprising" Sean, either, if said surprise involves ambush in any way, shape, or form.
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104c. No, Erik, no one else was thinking it.
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