Charles vs. Erik AU (crackish?)
anonymous
August 21 2011, 02:34:30 UTC
Charles is a policeman. Erik is a fireman. Or vice versa, depending upon auth!anon's preference. ANYWAYZ...
Their departments have an intense rivalry and every year there's an annual Firemen vs. Policemen field games/chili cookoff/paintball etc. competition.
Cue Erik and Charles, the stars of their respective departments facing off against one another with tremendous amounts of snarkiness and UST buildup over the years. ;)
Fill: Westchester County's Finest (1/?)
anonymous
August 26 2011, 17:26:34 UTC
Officer Erik Lehnsherr had a love/hate relationship with Labor Day weekend.
It was officially the last weekend before the end of summer and everybody and their grandmothers just had to flock to the beaches and cause mayhem on the road, therefore, keeping him awfully busy with issuing warnings, citations, tickets, and who can forget last year’s incident of a DUI-bust-turned-high-speed-chase-and footrace-into-a-storm-ditch-resulting-in-Erik’s-bum-knee? He certainly didn't.
Rarely did these things ever end well for either the suspects or himself; the suspects with fines, community service and/or jail time; and Erik with annoying bed rests, physical therapy and ungodly amounts of paperwork.
Freaking bastard.
He found that people just seem to freak out when they see a cop. And do stupid things like make bizarre excuses of impending diarrhea disaster (“Please, officer, I really need to go home and take a shit NOW!”) or start bawling their eyes out blubbering nonsense (“If I get another ticket, they’re going to take my license away!
( ... )
Fill: Westchester County's Finest (2/?)
anonymous
August 27 2011, 04:44:22 UTC
Suddenly, a red Camaro flew past him. Erik aimed his mini radar gun and fired.
Bingo.
“Tsk tsk twenty miles over the limit? I don’t think so.” He smirked and slipped on his aviators. “Let’s do this.”
Turning on the siren, he took off after the Camaro on his bike and followed the car for a few miles (“Why the hell wasn’t this guy stopping? Can’t he see me flashing my lights at him?!”) until they were at the edge of town. Luckily they were still in his jurisdiction or else someone from the Sherriff’s department would have to take care of the problem and he would lose his commission.
Fill: Westchester County's Finest RANDOM SIDE STORY (or an AU of an AU)
anonymous
August 29 2011, 08:14:43 UTC
So reading some of the comments, I see that some people think that the man in the red Camaro might be Charles. Then lo and behold -- THIS was born. Hope you all enjoy!
Mini-fic Interlude: What if…it HAD been Charles? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!
The man just sat there, not giving Erik any indication that he would be moving anytime soon.
Either the guy had balls…or he was dumb as rocks.
“I said, step out of the vehicle. NOW.”
Finally the man’s car door popped open and he stepped out of the Camaro. He was shorter than Erik, with a youthful face, brown hair, blue eyes, and he was wearing slacks and a gray tweed jacket (“with elbow patches? Really??”), over a crisp button down.
He looked like he should be a professor because he sure dressed like one.
“Sir-” “Xavier. Charles Xavier.”
“Mr. Xavier, I’m going to need you to take the ticket.” Erik unballed the piece of paper and held it out to Charles, who smiled impishly and just stared at him with those big, blue eyes.
“I’d rather take something else, if you catch my drift, officer…” he
( ... )
Fill: Westchester County's Finest RANDOM SIDE STORY (or an AU of an AU) Contd. with NAUGHTY STUFF
anonymous
August 29 2011, 08:48:32 UTC
Within two minutes, Erik had his helmet off, fly down, and Charles’ head bobbing enthusiastically over his rock hard cock.
They were behind the firehouse, backed up against a privacy fence surrounded by bushes, mostly hidden away from the road or any other prying eyes.
He still had everything else on, including his aviators (which, in hindsight, he thought must have made him look like an incredible douchebag - “you know, like the ones that wear sunglasses indoors”), as he fisted a hand in Charles’ thick locks of hair.
Holy shit this guy was goodCharles was fully clothed, but Erik could see the tent that was pitched in his trousers. Apparently, sucking Erik off was making him just as excited as he was. He groaned as Charles suddenly replaced his mouth with one deft hand, the other hand cupping the heavy weight of Erik’s balls. The hand that gripped the flesh twisted around his thoroughly spit-lubed cock, mimicking the motion of opening the lid of a jar as it slid up and down. Erik gasped, the sensation taking him by pleasant
( ... )
Re: Fill: Westchester County's Finest RANDOM SIDE STORY (or an AU of an AU) Contd. with NAUGHTY STUFmizmeokatAugust 30 2011, 04:53:29 UTC
WOW!!! How generous of you author!anon. Filling this fill with a "side-fill". I loves you! Oh and by the way, this is HOT!
Whenever he got back to the precinct, Erik made a mental note to look him up again on the department’s computer system. The tool chest from Home Depot can wait. Charles Xavier was better than any bonus he could ever earn.
Fill: Westchester County's Finest (3/?)
anonymous
August 30 2011, 19:24:54 UTC
OK here's what REALLY happened. XDArmando Munoz was walking by the window on his way to the weight room before something caught his attention - a bike cop had pulled over a car in their driveway
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Their departments have an intense rivalry and every year there's an annual Firemen vs. Policemen field games/chili cookoff/paintball etc. competition.
Cue Erik and Charles, the stars of their respective departments facing off against one another with tremendous amounts of snarkiness and UST buildup over the years. ;)
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It will suck, but it will be a fill. XD
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It was officially the last weekend before the end of summer and everybody and their grandmothers just had to flock to the beaches and cause mayhem on the road, therefore, keeping him awfully busy with issuing warnings, citations, tickets, and who can forget last year’s incident of a DUI-bust-turned-high-speed-chase-and footrace-into-a-storm-ditch-resulting-in-Erik’s-bum-knee? He certainly didn't.
Rarely did these things ever end well for either the suspects or himself; the suspects with fines, community service and/or jail time; and Erik with annoying bed rests, physical therapy and ungodly amounts of paperwork.
Freaking bastard.
He found that people just seem to freak out when they see a cop. And do stupid things like make bizarre excuses of impending diarrhea disaster (“Please, officer, I really need to go home and take a shit NOW!”) or start bawling their eyes out blubbering nonsense (“If I get another ticket, they’re going to take my license away! ( ... )
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Bingo.
“Tsk tsk twenty miles over the limit? I don’t think so.” He smirked and slipped on his aviators. “Let’s do this.”
Turning on the siren, he took off after the Camaro on his bike and followed the car for a few miles (“Why the hell wasn’t this guy stopping? Can’t he see me flashing my lights at him?!”) until they were at the edge of town. Luckily they were still in his jurisdiction or else someone from the Sherriff’s department would have to take care of the problem and he would lose his commission.
And damn him if he let that happen ( ... )
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Mini-fic Interlude: What if…it HAD been Charles? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!
The man just sat there, not giving Erik any indication that he would be moving anytime soon.
Either the guy had balls…or he was dumb as rocks.
“I said, step out of the vehicle. NOW.”
Finally the man’s car door popped open and he stepped out of the Camaro. He was shorter than Erik, with a youthful face, brown hair, blue eyes, and he was wearing slacks and a gray tweed jacket (“with elbow patches? Really??”), over a crisp button down.
He looked like he should be a professor because he sure dressed like one.
“Sir-”
“Xavier. Charles Xavier.”
“Mr. Xavier, I’m going to need you to take the ticket.” Erik unballed the piece of paper and held it out to Charles, who smiled impishly and just stared at him with those big, blue eyes.
“I’d rather take something else, if you catch my drift, officer…” he ( ... )
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They were behind the firehouse, backed up against a privacy fence surrounded by bushes, mostly hidden away from the road or any other prying eyes.
He still had everything else on, including his aviators (which, in hindsight, he thought must have made him look like an incredible douchebag - “you know, like the ones that wear sunglasses indoors”), as he fisted a hand in Charles’ thick locks of hair.
Holy shit this guy was goodCharles was fully clothed, but Erik could see the tent that was pitched in his trousers. Apparently, sucking Erik off was making him just as excited as he was. He groaned as Charles suddenly replaced his mouth with one deft hand, the other hand cupping the heavy weight of Erik’s balls. The hand that gripped the flesh twisted around his thoroughly spit-lubed cock, mimicking the motion of opening the lid of a jar as it slid up and down. Erik gasped, the sensation taking him by pleasant ( ... )
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Whenever he got back to the precinct, Erik made a mental note to look him up again on the department’s computer system.
The tool chest from Home Depot can wait.
Charles Xavier was better than any bonus he could ever earn.
YAY! and LOL. XD
Your naughty!Charles reminds me of the deleted-scenes!Charles (http://mutantrentboyproductions.tumblr.com/post/9547780005/englishdwarf-ok-here-are-the-deleted-scenes) Could he have inspired this? :P
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BUT YESSSH HOLY CRAP deleted-scenes!Charles IS naughty!Charles!
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Yeah he IS! I kinda like that side to Charles. Makes him more intriguing. :D
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