Burfday

[1tinything]

Oh yeah. I'm turning 19 (28) on Sunday.
Burfday itenerary ~
- wake up & cry
- open presents
- eat food
- eat cake
- cry some more
- roll around in my gifts and pat my cake-filled tummy
- hang myself
- get caught and go to the mental hospital
- nurses notice it's my burfday on my intake form and we celebrate with sheet-cake in the cafeteria

Comments

[el_gray]

Why so crushed, smartypants?
Did you know that today (Wednesday) was my sister's bday?

[1tinything]

I did not know that. I will text her forthwith with birthday greetings.

Aaaand, I'm crushed because, even though a recent internet poll guessed me as being, on average, around 17, I don't wanna be 28.

[four_eyed_girl]

I don't know how I didn't know it was your birthday around mine. we should have had a party. apparently Timothy can't hang out this weekend, because his girlfriend is graduating and having a party thing afterwards. Are you graduating? are you walking?

[1tinything]

You did SO know that my birthday was near yours! You just forgot, like a jackoff!!!! I am graduating but not til August cause I have 1 gen-ed class left. Blah.

But I wanna see Tim-san! Tell him we're hotter than his girlfriend. He should break up with her and hang out with us. Forever!!!!!