For anthropological theory, my obtuse and enigmatic mustachioed professor has required our final paper be written on a particular human rights issue. Human rights (especially the violation of it) is interesting from an anthropological perspective, seeing as we're trained to be culturally relative & the rights of one person over another in a ( Read more... )

Oh yeah. I'm turning 19 (28) on Sunday.
Burfday itenerary ~
- wake up & cry
- open presents
- eat food
- eat cake
- cry some more
- roll around in my gifts and pat my cake-filled tummy
- hang myself
- get caught and go to the mental hospital
- nurses notice it's my burfday on my intake form and we celebrate with sheet-cake in the cafeteria

Just now, I either saw the scariest motherfucker on earth OR it was some kinda premonition ( Read more... )

Our 1st Old World Archaeology exam of the semester was taken last Wednesday and, given the amount of study material provided to us vs. the content of the test, I was mighty surprised. The exam looked like a fucking cakewalk and I was sure I'd aced it into the ground. We got the exams back yesterday ( Read more... )

My mom just commanded me to get started on my Christmas list. "And nothin that's thousands of dollars, either!," she says. Gee whiz, I want lotsa stuff, you stupid bitch. But now I can't think of anything. Any ideas? I guess I got a few ( Read more... )

This is a stalling-installment. Gosh I should be doin 10 million stuffs for school but fuck if I just wanna sit in my brother's nasty-ass room and find reasons to type on this stupid thing. My mom grilled me a cheeseburger and it fucking rules. I had to kick Pig out the damn room cause he whined and whined and placed his paw insistantly on my leg ( Read more... )

There's a dude at school who has been in every anthro class I've ever taken with maybe 1 exception. Or maybe no exceptions, I don't know. I just know that he lurks a row over from me without fail, trying harder than hard to adapt his grade-school class clown persona to the staid theatre of the anthropology department. His name is Eric and he's ( Read more... )

My hermit crab, Cinnamon Roll, has died. I'm sure I'm seen as irrational for crying over him. Or her. But the crab was important to me. I don't have any means to put it in the ground, so it's been waiting in a polka-dotted box I filled with sand, the plastic tree it liked to shred, its cuttlebone for chewing, and a piece of croissant. I sealed ( Read more... )

My Personality

Neuroticism

99
Extraversion

1
Openness To Experience

19
Agreeableness

1
Conscientiousness

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So now I'm not conscientious at all?? What the fucking fuck does that mean?

My Personality

Neuroticism

99
Extraversion

1
Openness To Experience

43
Agreeableness

0
Conscientiousness

17
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