Houses are fun. And an extraordinarily reidiculous non-stop fucking crappy goddamned borken piece of work that needs attending to.
Nevermind, forget that last part, just remember the congrats portion.
I think you should cut a 3' diameter hole in every floor an put a firepole in there. Turn the attic into a smoker's lounge with funky music and nothing but pillows. You could slide down to a floor below to take a piss, or grab another beer.
Where are all of my saws???? From my office I could go straight to the kitchen! And if I put the pole hole in just the right place I could pee right into the kitchen sink from my chair! That's even better than putting a urinal in my closet!!!
Just got a moment-yes, after tax season, I will be a whole new woman. Call me after the 17th, we can do lunch and bring LOTS of paint samples(It'll help to see the house too) Congrats!
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Houses are fun. And an extraordinarily reidiculous non-stop fucking crappy goddamned borken piece of work that needs attending to.
Nevermind, forget that last part, just remember the congrats portion.
I think you should cut a 3' diameter hole in every floor an put a firepole in there. Turn the attic into a smoker's lounge with funky music and nothing but pillows. You could slide down to a floor below to take a piss, or grab another beer.
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Where are all of my saws???? From my office I could go straight to the kitchen! And if I put the pole hole in just the right place I could pee right into the kitchen sink from my chair! That's even better than putting a urinal in my closet!!!
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