what a load of horse shit

[21_stories_tall]

I took this quote from a random person's journal, but I've seen it floating around the internet all over the place.

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your

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[senselessdenial]

Word. Up.

[howsoon_isnow]

you tell 'em kiki

because really, guys like that don't exist. and if they do, they're unattractive

[21_stories_tall]

or they are just trying to get you in the sack.

[lifeisrapingme]

what's funny for me is that i am surrounded by those type of guys. but they're my friends. i could have whichever one i'd want, but...they're my friends.
so in the mean time i enjoy being single and i get continuously showered with love and assurances from my male friends. i get all the great parts with several of my great guys without all the complication that being in a relationship brings.
am i blessed? indeed, i am a blessed woman.
this is perhaps why i enjoy being single so much.

[that_drunk_mick]

Oh Christi, you had me at "horse shit".

Fellas, find a girl who will call your budding beer gut the "fuel tank for your finely tuned love machine", who will call you back the next morning after an obnoxious 3am drunken booty call and isnt even that pissed, who will give you $5 to bully the jukebox at the bar and even sing those Johnny Cash tunes along with you...wait for the girl who knows how to cup your balls properly, who wants to show you all the girls she's willing to participate in a 3some with, who constantly brags about the size of your penis in front of her friends. One who is constantly reminding you how sexy you look when you're chugging your beer...The one who lets you and your buddies watch the game, brings you beer and nachos, and only speaks during commercial breaks.

Ya know, just in case some of you were looking for the flip side of the coin.

[21_stories_tall]

That was funny, dear, but just as unrealistic.

No one looks sexy chugging beer.

[that_drunk_mick]

Lies!

[21_stories_tall]

I would definitely consider a guy like that to be clingy as hell and probably kick him to the curb.

But I'm kind of a cold hearted bitch, so whatever.