I wish I could witness nurses engaging in fisticuffs. A bartender or porn store clerk have always been my dream jobs. Alas, I am too lazy for bartending school and all the porn stores near me are family owned and operated.
The next melee, i'm on it.21gramDecember 18 2009, 14:10:18 UTC
And there *will* be video and it *will* be posted forthwith. Possibly with fancy editing (Batman POW!s and like, Star Wars-style wipes n shit).
And rest assured that whatever job you may have, save Crack Whore, is probably better than bartender or smut peddler. We're in school for a reason. Dream higher, mate!
Thank you, Canada21gramDecember 18 2009, 14:37:36 UTC
Oh yeah, Babe. I'd protect you, my delicate flower, from them aggro nurses.
I can hold my own thanks to my patented move that i learned off watching Canadian hockey, wherein i pull your shirt over your head, trapping your arms, and then wail on your kidneys until you piss blood. It works a treat.
And man, that Dead Set was incredibly well executed for it's cost. UK film/tv is like frickin McGyver with their tiny budgets. They make some miraculous stuff.
When i get my nursing career on track and start making bank, i'll start sending you a gorgeous whore for xmas every year. Or i could send you a Fleshlight...those are pret-ty awesome.
You're welcome, WorldbigpoppaevilDecember 18 2009, 15:33:27 UTC
We came up with the concept of hockey because we got tired of being arrested for fighting. "Hey, let's put on skates and beat the shit out of each other, and all we get is a 5-minute misconduct." Brilliant, no?
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And rest assured that whatever job you may have, save Crack Whore, is probably better than bartender or smut peddler. We're in school for a reason. Dream higher, mate!
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2) Deat Set IS the shit. They need this as required viewing.
3) Glad your cousin is branching out. I now have my own place. Have yet to break it in though. Man, I need to get laid.
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I can hold my own thanks to my patented move that i learned off watching Canadian hockey, wherein i pull your shirt over your head, trapping your arms, and then wail on your kidneys until you piss blood. It works a treat.
And man, that Dead Set was incredibly well executed for it's cost. UK film/tv is like frickin McGyver with their tiny budgets. They make some miraculous stuff.
When i get my nursing career on track and start making bank, i'll start sending you a gorgeous whore for xmas every year. Or i could send you a Fleshlight...those are pret-ty awesome.
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"I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU SNIPING THE ONE WORKING SPHYGMOMANOMETER IN THIS PIECE, BITCH"
"YOU NEVER REPLACE THE ANTIBACTERIAL GEL WHEN YOU USED THE LAST BLOB, YOU INCONSIDERATE WHORE."
"STOP PEEING ON THE SEAT IN THE STAFF TOILETS, YOU FILTHY, SPASTIC, CUNT."
"YOU ALWAYS BRING BOX DONUTS TO THE STAFF ROOM, YOU CHEAP-ASS SACK OF FAT. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A PIECE OF FRUIT IN YOUR LIFE?!!"
"I SAW YOU MAKING TIME WITH THAT INTERN. MY LUGGAGE TAG IS ON THAT COCK, YA OOZY SKANK!"
BOOM!BAP!KAPOW!
[also, d/l Dead Set TODA - That flick was hella good!]
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