Makes the world go around.

Efficiently.

If I haven't thought to mention this before, Midwesterners are fucking insane. There is a complete lack of brain activity in about 90% of the people I come across. Is it so wrong that I just want to quit my job, flush my cell phone down the nearest public toilet, and trade my car for intoxicating substances??? It's getting sad. How weak was ( Read more... )

I have someone email me about once a week wanting my LJ account.

To save time, here's a quiz so you can try to impress me:  (you won't)

What is your name?

Where do you reside?

Why do you deserve my account?

What IRC network do you chat on?  (If you don't, just close the window)

What is your favorite operating system? Why?

What is your favorite platform?  ( Read more... )

I've actually stuck some music on my Music MySpace.

So go listen.

Add it to your gay little emo profile.

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I recently changed laptops. I've been using various Dell laptops for the past two years, and various Toshiba laptops since 1996 (Librettos and Sat Pros). All these laptops have had a few things in common: Intel CPU's, an various versions of Microsoft operating systems and Linux. That all changed a month ago. I was at a convention outside ( Read more... )

<@ToastyX> LOL
<@ToastyX> "
<@ToastyX> "Three items that would freak out the Home Depot cashier"
<@ToastyX> "1. Bag of navel oranges
<@ToastyX> 2. Another bag of navel oranges
<@ToastyX> 3. Where did you get all of these oranges, this is a hardware store ( Read more... )

Myspace is teh sux0r

I got an Atari Flashback 2

It's like a tiny 2600 and it totally kicks ass.

I NOW HAVE ALL OF MY SHIT BACK.
For more details visit My MySpace Blog

Just for all my homies in the Tulsa area:

The following gear was stolen about two hours ago, and the loss of this gear halts both of my current projects:Yamaha DTXpress III Drumset with Module and rack ( Read more... )

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