That's really all I had to say. I'm 18 today. Fucking score. :)

I made top 20 in SomethingAwful Idol. I think I could possibly make it to the top 10. POSSIBLY. I don't want to be shameless and ASK people to vote for me, so I'm going to post a link to my audition mp3 AND a link to everyone else's audition mp3s and encourage you to make the decision of who you want to be top 10 for yourselves. Non-goon ( Read more... )

Joeygobligots: ur a shitty gimmick ( Read more... )

idiotmaster (10:38:00 PM): this guy just compared gaming industry to chess
idiotmaster (10:38:05 PM): and networking communications
me (10:38:14 PM): . . . interesting?
idiotmaster (10:38:24 PM): he used it as a example to something
idiotmaster (10:38:27 PM): i thought it was gay
me (10:39:07 PM): the idea of the gaming industry and networking ( Read more... )

( hay guys am i doin this rite??? )

SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN ( Read more... )

31 Things All Women Love... (lifted from Barbara's MySpace -- my thoughts in bold)

The rules... read up yall, cuz everyone could use a reminder now and then how men should act, and women should be treated... Spelling words correctly would be a great start.Written by a guy. After years of experience ( Read more... )

i shall be brief, for i am tired. here are the highlights of awesomeness, further expanded later on:

-met hot steven at sac, learned he had girlfriend (girlfriend later suggested i should join her and steven in a threesome -- HOLY SHIT YES!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! i would definitely deal with a chick and her *ew* vagina if it meant i could at ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU, Livejournal! You KNEW that backspace was for the text box, not the entire window! Look what you did to my gloriously worded post. Assbutt ( Read more... )

I've turned on anonymous posting. IP logging is turned off. Now tell me something. Tell me a secret. Tell me anything. Something you've never told anyone, or just something you think I might like. Be brazen, be anonymous, be anything.