maddox was really onto something when he posted on his site that he wanted to become a hermit. really. just give me an ipod full of every song i've ever loved, an infinite supply of energy, a way to communicate with friends telepathically, good food and clean water and i'll do it. i won't even take the vibrator with me, i need to get away from ( Read more... )

answer: me, you little bitch ( Read more... )

How to make a golme!
Ingredients:

golmes are elements.

they are ingredients

as they are.
Also:
Don't forget to swallow.

so any damn links
and . . . i fucked them all up. talk shit.

"ACK" is the airport code on Nantucket . . . in case you were wondering about those bumper stickers.
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actually, i was wondering. thank you, nantucket nectars.

on the first day of 6th grade, i was walking up some steps and my skirt fell off and i was wearing underwear with little tiny flowers on them. luckily for ME, i also happened to be almost entirely in front of the line so almost everyone saw my flowered ass ( Read more... )

i was taking the quiz "what musical are you?" and i came across a very very very very very very very insanely funny question (it was in true or false kind of format, so not really a question but whatever). i swear i'm not making this up:

Your best friend is a flying monkey or a very short, happy person

i'll let you draw your own conclusions.


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bah.

so anyhow, i saw ryan at dinner and we ended up having this really nice long involved conversation. this led to an invite to good old white hall for fun times (no, not THOSE fun times). ryan and i chilled out and he made me some CDs which was nice of him. we also played mario kart -- lost really really bad -- and then we smoked some weed. yes, ( Read more... )

got this from the one they call nyghtshade:

1. Tell me something obvious about you ( Read more... )

erin, i wasn't judging! i was simply observing! i didn't mean to sound mean -- please please please please forgive me.