4TH WALL POST

[2cool4europe]

Shit, Denmark's already--

LISTEN UP, NEWCOMERS.

If you're here, then there's compulsory service in the Prussian military! Earn your keep, brats! Staying in my city isn't a free vacation!

And, before you idiots decide to ask, no. You don't get a choice in the matter. Stop being a bunch of sissies, pick up a goddamn rifle, and answer to me!

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Comments

[2cool4europe]

Stop breathing oxygen.

[2cool4europe]

[ I hope you swallow a bug. ]

[omgawd_shoes]

I'm totally not joining some ridiculous army. No thank you, mister.

[2cool4europe]

Women can't join the army, idiot. Now, get lost.

[omgawd_shoes]

I'm not a girl, okay? Even if I was, I'd have better things to do than shoot at people. That's so stupid oh my god.

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[2cool4europe]

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[bloodyheartland]

Countries.

Hah.

Hahaha.

That's actually funny.

[2cool4europe]

I'm glad you're laughing, then. However, it doesn't mean you can weasel out of your service.

[bloodyheartland]

The bonds of East and West have no hold over me, never mind a country that is now gone, its influence absorbed into other countries still going on.

You stopped existing after the second world war.

[2cool4europe]

Unfortunately for you, bonds don't decide whether or not you fight in the military. So keep to your nonsensical ideals. I'm sure you'll find the chance to write them down on the battlefield. If you don't get shot first.

Don't waste my time with such propaganda. I've heard it all before. And, believe me, I'm well aware that it's complete and utter nonsense.

[fuelefficient]

Prussia-san, my boss tells me I am not allowed to have a standing military. Only a self defense force.

[2cool4europe]

Your boss sounds like a little girl. Ask him if he allows you to frolic in a field of flowers-- I'm sure he'll agree to something so close to his own interests.

Besides, this isn't about your military. This is mine.

[fuelefficient]

[why do my former allies suck so hard]

Flowers are rather important to our culture.

I cannot join your military.

[2cool4europe]

[because they don't. you're the one who sucks. sorry, man.]

Not surprising.

However, you don't get a choice in the matter.

[blazingpassion]

... A military?

[2cool4europe]

Please tell me you're not asking what that word means. There's no way in hell I'm going to spend that much on education.

[blazingpassion]

No. I'm wondering why you'd make a military for a country that changed its' name.

[ And yes. She has boobs. And is a female counterpart to that Kai guy. :| ]

[2cool4europe]

[ Ohfux. Wimmins. ]

I haven't changed my name.