Alright, I’ve become sick and tired of you undereducated, liberal-ass buffoons and your complete failure to do anything right. So I’m going to settle this once and for all.

As hilarious as the thought of both Russia and America behind bars is, YOU POLICE PEOPLE DON’T MAKE SENSE. You can’t arrest a fucking country.

Let me reiterate: we are ( Read more... )

[ Silence. Five long minutes of silence. ]

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Hey, you idiots! Listen here, and listen well!

No, the ash isn’t “magic.” Nor will wallowing in it going to help you fools. It’ll stop eventually, and you’ll all find something else to whine about. However, I can assure you, the ash rain is the least of your worries.

In 1816, the year after I kicked Napoleon’s French ass back to exile (with ( Read more... )

That nation meeting was a complete waste of time. It doesn't matter though. I'll be getting Bohemia one way or another. I hope you're prepared, Austria ( Read more... )

[ Instead of Prussia's typical MANLY voice, you get a very, very, very, very, very girly Fin voice. She begins by speaking in German, but sounds rather panicked. ]

No-- I told you to-- Wh-why!?

[ Fin switches quickly to English. ]

Someone! Anyone! Fin... Fin needs a doctor here now! PLEASE! Prussia is--

Prussia--!

[ She repeats the ( Read more... )

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ALL YOU NEWCOMERS!

Don't listen to that idiot, America! This is my city, so you'd better obey my rules! Joining his army is treason!

The Prussian draft is in place! That means you're all members of the Prussian military! NOT AMERICA'S! Do me proud, you sissies!

HEY, THIEF.

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Give me back my property! I rightfully conquered Latvuania from Russia! He's mine now! A part of the Prussian Empire! You have no right to steal him from me!

If you bring him back right now, then I'll show you some mercy.

WITCHCRAFT.