I hate protein drinks and such... like those damn slimfast shit... sooo gross. They defile the name of chocolate... and that's depressing. I decided that I was going to try to whip something up with some of the mix, cause 1 we don't have any more chocolate left... and man... I'm pretty sure that my chocolate shake was 70% Kelp... seriously. ( Read more... )

Tweek you were a dear fish to me... you and your cute fish like antics made me ever so happy. I'll never forget the day that I brought you home and dropped you into your bowl. You made me happy tweek for the week and 2 days that I owned you. But... Alas the cold waters of the... toilet must take you away now. It's sad... and very tragic ( Read more... )

I totally got some goldfish from walmart today. I've named them Doil and Tweek. They reside at 2312 Sink street (that's next to my sink). They live in a beautiful fishbowl that's big and it's got green glass beads on the bottom so it looks pritty. So now that I've got my fish... and my Broccoli and Collards and my Mellons and My Peppers... are ( Read more... )

When I was driving down Berry to realize that someone had screemed my name from the parking lot. It was Olivia waiting to pull out. I laughed and thought that it rockes to get stalked by your crazy art friends ( Read more... )

I got a car today... and I'm happy cause now I'll be able to drive my car. It's kinda funny looking on the inside... but that's OK see cause all I really care about is a car that moves. It's a '97 so it's not that bad... unfortunately. It doesn't have keyless entry or power windows or stock CD players... sooo what ever ( Read more... )

Fuck! I just ran out of Niquil! NOOOOO COLD SYMPTOMS... AHHH SPELLING ( Read more... )

Well today school was cancled I noticed after thurty min. of sitting in the parking lot... I should have figgured out sooner but what ever. Any way. I hung out with Austin and Tabby. I don't know were that's going, I really hope I can come out with some good friends considering the sooo freeking far out here. Austins really cool and Tabby makes ( Read more... )

We've got tryouts tomarrow, I've got the A-tunes pretty much memorized... but that's the easy part... I'm really worried about the compotition. If I fall out of Wind Ensomble I'm not sure if I'll stick it out another semester. I'm thinking about dropping both band and orq. and takeing some advanced computer programing classes. Thatway I can ( Read more... )

Seriously, be a man. Just close your eyes and blow.

-Jake.

It wasn't gay in context. But... seroiusly it's the age of reality. Their's no such thing as context anymore.

Noticed that that goat on the Live Journal main page has a light bulb in it's ass... Ouch.