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I took this twice to be sure.


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"Ya know, a traffic light and a banana are a lot alike but also very different. With a traffic light, green means "go", yellow means "slow down", and red means "stop". With a banana, green means "slow down". yellow means "go", and red means.... "Where the fuck did you get that banana?"

-Mitch Hedberg-

You will be missed.

Happy Valentines Day Corporate America ( Read more... )

There’s a difficulty in writing about retarded people that stems from the word itself. The word retarded, while being technically correct, still feels a little awkward and has an unintended harshness attached to it. But shortening retarded to retard is no solution. It’s akin to the use of the word nigger by someone who claims that they’re not ( Read more... )

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You Are Tequilla


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Henchman #24: Come on, they have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs ( Read more... )

It's been over a year since I left.
Erik came and hung out this past weekend. That was cool while it lasted.
If there were more good things going on in my life I would write about them....

but.....

Until then, quizzes.

So now I'm back bitches. I just got all 4 seasons of Mr. Show on DVD so be ready to read some dumb shit that I see on there and feel compelled to write on here. Like this ( Read more... )