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Spring Must Be Near...
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You Must Understand, It Had To Be Done...
I am a good man, decent and kind. But even the most benevolent of men have a breaking point. I could not stand it anymore. Please, try and understand. Day in, day out, the sight of those toothless gums, the nauseous fetor of that puckered flesh, those sightless eyes gaping hollowly at me every time I return home. Mocking, accusing ( Read more... ) -
*Snort!**Cough!**Sounds of Bubbling*...
Loosely speakin', That meant "Yo ( Read more... ) -
For Yer Viewing (And My Sick) Pleasure, I Give You...
Yes, that is a real commercial, directed by Rob Zombie.
An' then this...
Who loves ya, babies? Happy Monday! -
Faboo Weather...Check.
Easy, breezy tunes on the boombox...check ( Read more... ) -
Madness! Monsters! Mayhem! It's All Goin' Dooown, Maaaaan!
Startin' tonight on, of all places, TCM (that's the Turner CLASSIC Movie channel), The Drive-In is a-comin' to town! All through the month of June on Thursday nights they're gonna be playin' the likes of...aw, hell, jus' see for yerself...
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FREAK DAY AT THE ZOO - Sunday, May 8, Noon
The jungle drums says it’s time once again for Evil-lution’s pugnacious progeny to creep, crawl, an’ slither over to the National Zoo for our seasonal fete of fur an’ fun!
At High Noon our lil’ brood of rude shall amass at the Zoo Bar (zoobardc.com) across the street from the Zoo’s Connecticut Ave. entrance for the accustomed “Meat-an’-Greet (plus ( Read more... ) -
Daaaamn...
William Effin' Shatner turned EIGHTY today.
EIGHTY.
Wrap yer head 'round that. It means something, I just don't know what.
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