Dane Cook is not funny. His material is alright, but he goes and ruins it by being an annoying nutsack.

First of all, to all those who didn't know.. I applied to MSU a while back, and I should be hearing from them sometime this week (hopefully, because that's what they said ( Read more... )

The Duncanstein: Did joe tell you that there was a flaming spoon in the dishwasher today?
DagoXXI: nope...
DagoXXI: what happened there
The Duncanstein: well
The Duncanstein: I was running the dishwasher, and one of the plastic cooking spoons fell on the heating coil in the dishwasher
The Duncanstein: and it caught fire while I was sleeping... I ( Read more... )

I won't go into detail, but I have this recurring nightmare/bad dream like every week now. It's pretty much the same every time, it has the exact same plot, timeline, basic dialogue, etc.... It's always just a TINY bit different in terms of images.

Every time I have this dream, it wakes me up in a super shitty mood. Now here I am, in a shitty

In due time, we'll finally see.
There's barely time for us to breathe.

I took a moment from my day ( Read more... )

So, it doesn't happen too often.... But yes, people -- I'm sick ( Read more... )

I don’t need no evidence ( Read more... )

i'll meet you today when no-one is watching.
we'll throw our money away, i'll meet you today.

I miss my stuff. Big time.

I don't understand stealing.

I miss the summer, too.

It takes a lot to keep me pissed for more than a few hours. This has managed to keep me consistently pissed for the past four days.

If anyone has any information on my shit, I don't care if you post anonymously... please, tell me. I'll pay you.