So, last night. Someone broke into my apartment ( Read more... )

Why must it always be stop and go ( Read more... )

You're up shit's creek with a terd for a paddle.

Maybe this weight was a gift
like I had to see what I could lift

My luck has taken a turn.... not necessarily for the good ( Read more... )

DagoXIX: I read an article once about a guy who got the best head of his life and thought he was having a conversation with jesus

DagoXIX: I have come up with a new slogan for my penis...

Let your burning hatred go.
Learn yourself until you know.
That fear is where all hatred begins.
We don't fear death my Adrian.

He made spaghetti Joe's for the second time.

for those of you wondering what Spaghetti Joes are....

It's spaghetti with sloppy joe sauce instead of spaghetti sauce. It's actually not that bad. It could be dog shit he put in there instead of something edible.

I suppose one could eat shit if they really wanted to.

theDUNCANstein: I was thinking to myself about discount cigarettes the other day ( Read more... )

I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door.