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[3766981]

interview from unxpected

1) How do you feel about the whole RD community?

i think it was better before smoker came along. no, it's the shit. it's great that gothsluts and fags and drug addicts can hang out together and like, not kill each other. those forums are gonna be fucking hell the second they open up again, i shit you not.

2) You make fun of smoker a

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[littlecreep]

interview me!

here we go

[3766981]

1) you wake up tommorow, and everyone has turned into a zombie. you wonder the streets and keep getting attacked, always barely surviving. just as you are about to lose yr mind, i turn up in a stolen ferrari filled with napalm, loud music, and drugs. we can go anywhere in the world becasue we have free reign, but there'll be nobody there but us, plus some zombies but we can probably burn them becasue they are slovenly and stupid. where do we go

[ex_kiota]

Interview me!

sorry i didn't do this earlier

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1) this is sorta a selfish question. do you still think about mike buonauro sometimes? because i do and it's driving me nuts.

2) if you could date any one in the world, who would it be?

3) are you as glad as i am that you are still around?

4) yr an awesome writer, but you hardly seem to do it nowadays. do you ever see yourself doing something like that professionally? and what kind of things would you write about?

5) say tommorow some aliens abducted you, and threatened to torture you until you told them everything you know about me. you wouldn't tell them, would you? would you?

Re: sorry i didn't do this earlier

[ex_kiota]

1) Yeah. Sometimes. Not as often as I used to, but I still think of him.

2) I'm gonna be totally shallow and say Angelina Jolie, providing she takes me to bed afterwards.

3) Probably not.

4) ...yeah. I dunno. Everything I write nowadays seems to suck. I give up too easily. And yeah... I've wanted to be a writer since I was a little kid. I would write about everything. Nonfiction about gay rights and mental hospitals and disorders and whatever I found interesting at the time. Poems. Short stories. Weird novels.

5) Of course I would tell them. I don't think anything I could tell them about you would lead to your demise.

Weasels

[skahi]

Interview me, you bastage! Or I'll never wear that Salmon suit for you

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[3766981]

1) smoker says he fucked you while you sucked lucas' dick and dorn watched and masturbated. is this true?

2) say slipknot get into a fight with the all girl summer fun band. who wins?

3) say that, while yr asleep, i break into your apartment and release loads of eels. you can't get out the window because it's a thousand storey's up and you can't go out the door because, you know, the eels. how do you escape?

4) if you could have any kind of a burger, including but not limited to the examples of "platypus burger, panda burger, lesser-spotted great tit burger" then what burger would you have?

oops

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5) how fucking stupid am i?

Re: oops

[skahi]

1 ~ Smoker says a lot of things. For example, he says he doesn't like wang, he has sex with many sexy women at the same time, and that he never fucked that dog. And you of all people should know that DOrn isn't just a watcher.

2 ~ Well, that's sort of like asking me what would happen if a English bulldog with rabies got into a fight with a primped up chihuawa that was carried around so much that it didn't know how to walk on it's own. The meaner one will eat the weaker one, but the weaker one will curse the living with disentary. So in the end, we all win.

3 ~ Fuck escaping. I'd swim around in my new indoor eel pool. People pay good oney for that shit.

4 ~ I'm gonna have to say dolphin burger. Smartest meal ever5 ~ That depends. Do you remmber anything from last week when you drank a fifth of Jeager with Smoker, did a strip tease wearing a Kangaroo suit, and then proceeded to propose your undying love for a kitchen blender? If you don't, then you're prety stupid. Everyone knows beter than to get drunk with Smoker. Oterwise, you're

[colourmelizzy]

talk to me. interview me. it's thundering outside. I like rain. hmm. content is an awkward feeling at 4:17 am. 4:57, it's all over.

[3766981]

1) you'd hate me in real life. you know that, right?

2) i'm a lot less inclined to ask you stupid questions than i am with everyone else. i just wanna know about yr soul and yr eyes and yr hands. i want to see yr smile, you know? go ahead and tell me whatever you want right now.

3) why does every one have to die?

4) say yr stranded on a desert island, and for some stupid and cliche reason you can take five books, five movies, five cd's and five people with you. what are they? (it must be noted that somehow the island has a power supply, and the technology to play cd's and to play movies, but we do not have the ability to signal for help becasue i fucking disabled it because fuck the outside world)

5) what is yr favourite word?

-meow-

[colourmelizzy]

1. I wouldn't hate you. so understand that, now, please? lol

[t3hclarieness]

Interview me. Do you dare?

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1) who?

2) what?

3) where?

4) why?

5) when?