21 today.

god fucking damn it.

The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
CategoryYour ScoreAverage LJer Community Attachment17.2%
You've got pals to cheer you up when you're down, but no audience to applaud you... Yet.22.39% MemeSheepage19.3%
Only trendy when it's sufficiently entertaining28.07% Original Content46.77%
Some stories must be told - and you're the one to tell them37.63% ( Read more... )

everyone, just call all the girls you know and tell them i'm a dickhead.

honestly, save me some time.

AnOhioThrenody: man, there's actually a band called Rabid Venemous Laser Beam Death Squirrel
RICHARDKNOWLES23: hahahahaha
RICHARDKNOWLES23: crazy bisexual fire breathing slop hamster
AnOhioThrenody: did you just make that up?
RICHARDKNOWLES23: yes
AnOhioThrenody: it was really good
RICHARDKNOWLES23: Terrible testicle eating Banana flavoured toerags
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you fucking hourglass

Name 20 people you know.
1. Joe
2. Glyn
3. Richard
4. Beefy
5. Simon J
6. Simon N
7. Monster
8. Jayne
9. Flood
10. Ricey
11. Waitsey
12. Paul
13. Jack
14. Lydia
15. McLadely
16. leukaemia pete
17. jordan
18. steel
19. jennifer
20. riley

Who is #8 going out with?: jordan

Is #9 a boy or a girl?: girl

Would #11 and #2 make a good couple? hahaha, sweet jesus yes.

What grade ( Read more... )

I've been learning to drive,
My whole life.

interview from unxpected

1) How do you feel about the whole RD community?

i think it was better before smoker came along. no, it's the shit. it's great that gothsluts and fags and drug addicts can hang out together and like, not kill each other. those forums are gonna be fucking hell the second they open up again, i shit you not.

2) You make fun of smoker a ( Read more... )

christ i fucking hate you...