They're everywhere!

[37thdefender]

*Gordon quickly presses up against a wall and peeks around the corner, gun in hand

Comments

[deadpandevourer]

*passes by riding on a pinata*

[37thdefender]

H-How did you tame that thing!?

*He gets flung into a wall again by the rabid pinata once again*

[deadpandevourer]

You must speak to it with your heart, transcending mere words~

[37thdefender]

Woah now little girl! Isn't that sort of thing illegal!?!

I don't want to "Transcend" anything with a pinata!!

[holyhomunculus]

*Is standing close by, and is, for some reason, completely ignored by the pinata*

...
Do you...need help?

[37thdefender]

O-Of course not! Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth can handle any animal! Pinata or-

*The Pinata slams him through a wall again and then starts stomping on him*

Gahh! On second thought.. maybe I could use a little help!

[holyhomunculus]

...

*She kneels down and seems to ignore the horrific noises next to her while she draws a symbol on the floor. For a short time, nothing happens (except, of course, Gordon being Pinata-ed) - then something appears. It's a huge stone statue, partially burning, with hands of molten magma. It roars, and starts to wrestle with the pinata*

I hope ...this works...

[37thdefender]

*Gordon lay battered on the ground for a bit, before he looks up to see the creature attacking his festively colored attacker.*

Woah! It's like one of those old monster movies where two guys in rubber suits duke it out in the middle of town!

HAHA! You sure have some class lady! Thanks for helping me out there!!

*He gives a thumbs up and his teeth sparkle*

You have just done the Earth a great favor!!

[realfakehero]

Draw it this way!

*is hiding behind a corner, only his sombrero visible.*