*Gordon was flying around the Netherworld, trying to spot evil as usual, when Babylon crashed, which of course sent a shock wave into Gordon, and sent his ship crashing into the castle, which doesn't help the damage conditions at all ( Read more... )

Today's the day! Every year there are specials on about some talking animal or some musical group saving Christmas somehow! Well this year it's Captain Gordon's time to shine ( Read more... )

*Gordon is standing outside of the Dimension gate ( Read more... )

Ahh, Halloween, the day where all of the little Earth children dress up as strange creatures and go in search of candy ( Read more... )

*Outside of the school, there are a bunch of generic obstacle courses set up, as well as some jump ropes and Some cheesy looking cardboard targets of aliens, One of which looks ODDLY similar to Laharl. Nearby, Gordon is standing, looking triumphant, with a whistle around his neck*

HAHAHAHA! This looks great! And it'll be sure to keep everyone in ( Read more... )

*Gordon is in his room watching TV and eating pizza when the news comes on*

Holy crap!  A Bath house! HAHA! That's such a cool idea! I wonder why it took them so long to get one! Theres always hot babes to meet at bath houses!!

*Gordon leaps up, throwing the pizza box to the ground*

As the DEFENDER of EARTH! I will defend... err.. it's Earthly ( Read more... )

Jennifer was right!! Those demons do try to anal probe you when you sleep!! Vile creatures!!

You'll never defeat Captain Gordon! I Won't even sleep! HA HA! They'll never get anything from me!

*A Laser blast flies past his head*

Holy CRAP! What was-

*Standing near him is what appears to be another Gordon! However this one is almost blueish when it comes ( Read more... )

*Gordon is standing in front of the list of rooms in the castle*

HA! It seems that I have a roommate now!! I don't know who this Maka person is! But I'm sure this will be great! I hope she's a hot babe!!

HAHA! It will be just like my college days! Just with far less homework! And this time I'll actually get a girl to stay in my room....

That and there ( Read more... )

CURRENT EXP: 875689

NEXT LV: 1

W-WHAT!? Only One EXP away!! This is crap! I demand a refund! Call my lawyers!!!!

*As usual.. Captain Gordon has Boldly failed where no one has failed before... at least today that is...*

*Gordon quickly presses up against a wall and peeks around the corner, gun in hand ( Read more... )