((As Gordon is usually just pretending to be really powerful, this ability switch has actually made him very powerful! Now he's GREAT at defending Earth rather than..... yeah ( Read more... )

*Heroic music plays as Gordon leaps out from nowhere and strikes a heroic pose*

HAHA! Captain Gordon, DEFENDER of Earth has arrived!

*Multi colored smoke cloud explosion occurs behind him*

But where exactly has our dashing hero arrived... hmmm... I must scout out the area as only a Defender of Earth could!

*He pulls out his cheesy laser gun and rolls ( Read more... )