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Quieting the mind
I have no idea what I'm going to do tonight. But I've been thinking about it all morning. I've been getting through my daily tasks at work, but my mind is enunciating:- I could play a video game. I haven't done that in awhile. I could play one of the games I say I will play but never do. Oh but I have to wait for that cable to come in the mail ( Read more... )
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I'll stop...I can't stop.
(917): If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
(917): Those had pot in them
(917): And good luck on your interview asshole
(804): The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're ( Read more... ) -
More Favorite Texts From Last Night
(310): can your parents tell?
(310): i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
(224): I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
(303): im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
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Those little yellow post it notes
I just opened a new thing of post its. I love post its, they are amazing useful and even entertaining *see cubicle of post its. I have a fat, orange cat named Chester and he is awesome. He looks very lazy but do not be deceived, he is just as quick and nimble as my other cat Shadow (he is a ninja cat).
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Laughing out loud
These are some amazing textsfromlastnight.com:
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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Blushing Rose
you've some how brought form to words I speak "oh gentle, oh deviant, could this be the end all end?" And maybe you noticed, I'm hasty to conform to some bitter but beautiful shape. As I form these words these thoughts they speak in tongues, and maybe I noticed some sort of inspiration dripping from this restless face, this face that blushed upon ( Read more... ) -
Defeating Logic
There is a time, and a place, when mechanics don't quite match up with, the symmetrical remnants of what once was. There is a time, and a place, when heart beats don't quite match up with the mechanics of what will be. But this time, in this place, even with the remnants struggling for a permanent accommodation, my heart will offer more to that ( Read more... ) -
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I have been enjoying my iphone camera more than usual lately because I have pictures to prove it.
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