Step 001

[candycrabapple]

[Once waking up, the young troll wasted no time in yelling and flailing angrily at the nurses, effectively scaring them out of his room with a stream of overly elaborate threats that involved bits of them they were not entirely sure they had. his eyes as grey as his skin as he glares at them as they leave

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Ya can't beat someone with their own intestines, mate. They'd die from th' shock 'f having 'em pulled out of their body.

[candycrabapple]

Who ever you are. You clearly have never met a fucking troll before, Or Gamzee. Believe me, not only could I remove his intestinal track from his abdomen. But I would spend the next hour trying to kill him with it before he would even fucking notice.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You another one 'f those fish people? Where th' hell do you all keep coming from?

I don't think there's a Gamzee. There's a purple fish thing and one with too many teeth.

[candycrabapple]

Fish...People?

Wait, purple fish? Too many teeth?

Have you just gone and found a book on fucking fish and are looking through the pages? No trolls have 'too man teeth' and none of them are fucking fi- ... Is the fish kind of like a pretentious fuck who doesn't like colours that aren't an obnoxious purple or pink colour?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Ya got me. I bought a book 'f fish an' just can't wait t' talk about it with everyone.

No ya bloody halfwit. I'm talkin about some bloke who has too many teeth and another who's kind 'f a fish. Purple an' pink? Yeah that sounds 'bout right. He who ya lookin' fer? Last I saw him I smacked him with an oar out on th' ocean.

[candycrabapple]

[Karkat took a great amount of satisfaction from what he heard]

You hit Eridan with an oar? I can only hope that stupid fuck looked like that pile of wet infant puurbeast he is.

And you keep saying too many teeth, why? How can something have too many fucking teeth?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Eri-what now? I guess. That was after my dog troid t' eat him.

If ya saw him you'd know what I meant.

[candycrabapple]

Your domesticated pet tried to eat Eridan? Well that is just fucking amazing. No, really. There are celebrations I have every intention of throwing for your pet. At least I would if it actually fucking ate him.

I know what that genocidal hipster looks like, it's pretty hard not to notice the pretension just glowing out from those gandber bulb lenses that he doesn't even fucking need, and that ridiculous scarf.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roight...

*Yeah he got about .. half of that.*

I wouldn't call her domesticated. But sure, throw a party fer my dog if it'll make ya feel better about bein' here.

[candycrabapple]

I was being sarcastic. No matter how much I want to see that fuck brutalised, I'm not going to actually throw a celebration for some stupid beast!
What the hell is wrong with you, thinking that I would do something so think pan numbingly stupid.

-He thought to himself, that it would be right up Tavros' alley, however-

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sorry Karkat, BLU is totally amused by you.*

I know ya were.

And how should I know what you'd do? Yer all blood lettin' fish people. You might throw parades when th' seasons change fer all I know. Or maybe when th' whales migrate, that sounds a bit more up yer alley.

[candycrabapple]

-Most people find him amusing, it only annoys him more-

Who's a fucking fish people? I'm a land troll, fuckass. Some of us might live in the fucking water but most of us have better things to do than be permantley wet with colorfull cuttlefish and stupidly named harpoon guns.

And we don't celebrate stupid shit like that, we barely celebrate our fucking wriggling days.

I could also not give even an once of a shit for some large water dwelling noisy fucks, so why should I celebrate their moving somewhere else for a season? What the hel is wrong with you?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Wriggling. Days.

Roight mate. Sure. And I'm th' one with th' problems?

[candycrabapple]

Yes, wriggling days. Every sweep we sort of cellabrate the day we hatched at wriggled out of our eggs. I'm pretty sure you call them birthdays or some fucking shit like that.

You know what, piss off. I don't have any problems. Well I do, but with other people, not with me.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You hatched out 'f an' egg? What like a larvae?

[candycrabapple]

Like that isn't fucking obvious. Of course like a larvae, it's our wriggling stage. Aren't you the fucking same?