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[40housewives]

i have to find a job tomorrow. i'm not excited. i'm what one might call a lazy ass. jeez world, i'm sorry! if sleeping til 4p.m. is wrong, i don't wanna be right! still, i like having things, but i'm too much of a pussy to steal them. i do want to find a cool job though. like... professional pie eating contest competitor. cat dancer. i could be a

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[xfullcatharsisx]

haha! taylor, your posts are fucking awesome. everytime i read a new one, i laugh and laugh, then puke, and laugh some more. by the way, kitten swallowing is only legal in minnesota. i know, right?

[vanity_vanities]

I love you. YOU call ME if you need a ride to or from school dude. It's my turn. I never see you there anymore...and it hurts.

You can work for me.

[vanity_vanities]

Are you still in school???

[40housewives]

yeah, but only on tuesdays and thursdays this semester. and only til around 2 o'clock.