How fucking wrong am I.

[I had a four-page post. I deleted it. The single sentence cuts to the core, and sums up all The Bullshit]

[Love,]
[The Doctor]

Can't do a goddamn thing right!

Just told Mum and Dad about my engagement to my wonderful parter (in crime! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!)

THEY'RE HAPPY! WHOO!

ENGAGEMENT PARTAY TBA!!!!!!!

Fly, fly, fly ( Read more... )

My LJ Dungeon

Funny, funny shit.

You are walking through a musty tomb.
Jesus the Troll is standing before you

[Attack Jesus]

You take the sword of 4chan, and feel it's power flowing through you.

You quaff the potion marked 'LARP'. You suffer a momentary vision of tankt.

You are walking through an unnatural fissure. Crude images of bauhaus are daubed ( Read more... )

Hey, going to Fiji.

I'm currently at our departure gate, using the free intarwaebs. Duty free fucking rules. 250 Winnie blues for $50? I fucking think so! 1.2h litres of Beam white for the same price? Fuck yes!!!

I'll miss you guys, and fuck, I might even miss home.

Back on the 27th

Problem solved! Rose Cottage are having a massive Australia Day bash. BBQ, plenty of beer, and lots of loud music. I'll be working, but it's gunna be plenty laid back.

Comment if you want details.

( + Details, details + )

Due to circumstances beyond my control (getting an infected knee and spending the ebtter part of a working week stuck in Maitland hospital) I have to remove the first two nights from Alterna Schoolies. The rest of the schedule will run as per normal, except for D&D which has to be cut down to one night.

This means AlternaSchoolies now starts on ( Read more... )

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