I just confused John Mayer with Orlando Bloom. 
God, I'm going mental.

I'm not sure whether to apologize hypothetically for injuring Orlando's ego by calling him John Mayer, 
or to apologize to John Mayer for calling him Orlando.

And don't tell me they wouldn't get mad,
because as much as I am told the contrary,

I firmly believe guys are just as hard to ( Read more... )

Today someone said don't be stupid enough to come to school high or bring drugs to school.
Why are you stupid enough to do them in the first place?

All the horror strories don't reach you, do they? They don't get to you, do they?
They don't make a difference.
For the most part, nothing bad will ever happen to any of you while you are high.
The ( Read more... )

Why Teddy, do you choose to sing so well ( Read more... )

Thank the Lord that Teddy Geiger still has some songs that i have never heard.

I am at a lack of inspiration,
and this all stupid hip hop crap is just getting on my nerves.

Stop you stupid ghetto and/or  "star" status craving teenagers
Stop recording crap for the radio.
I'm sick of listening to it. 
Put something decent on for once.

Nothing like seeing Lynah where he belongs. 
(McTeachers Night at Mickey D's)

But it makes me laugh harder to see that he seemed to do the same amount of work that
he does at school.

that would be code for absolutely nothing. :D

it was rather fun that thing whatever it was.
Lotsa of my friends were there.
*jaws theme song* and then screams of laughter ( Read more... )

Who knew?

The road is long and winding,
Like a good mystery unfolding

It twists and turns
In colorful subplots and sunburns
And fake out endings
And sometimes my patience in the whole process starts bending

As I attempt to unravel the web
By traversing and rehearsing and perversing
Along the doubt laden extension chord threads
Of my life

And in this life we' ( Read more... )

Seems that no matter the situation, i am always made out to be the villian ( Read more... )

today my sister got a brand new silver ipod nano.
I had a cow, and my dad said i shouldn't despair till all is said and done.

I had no clue what that meant at the time,
but lo and behold,
i open one present, it's a blue hummer, with a little man, and i laughed.

then my father handed me big people car keys.

I HAVE A CAR. 
It's an adorable little ( Read more... )

i used to have a 6 ft 4 hayden c in my room

now it's a 6ft orlando

but this one i get to keep!!

:D Anna you are a funny funny girl! loves!