pizza eating squirrel!

[4thstreetmusing]

Comments

[howironic17]

Most naturalists determine species by paying attention to their unusual characteristics and habits.
The squirrelus americanus can most easily be recognized for its unique eating habits, for it most commonly resembles the teenagerus americanus, although the two are only related by kingdom, possibly phylum.
The habitat of this species most commonly includes- pizza parlors, the dumpsters behind the pizza parlors, delivery cars, and the corners of dorm rooms.

[4thstreetmusing]

those habitats sound like my previous job and my apartment...
dont tell anyone

[margaretishott]

did chelsea shit herself?

[4thstreetmusing]

i dont think so, but it is possible

[airport_lounge]

we need to find a brown squirrel stuffed animal, steal/buy{s?} him, and name him.

miss you, buddy.

[4thstreetmusing]

yes we do
i miss you too