Another word for a bum.   For those of you who don't know where he got the name here is the short of it.  We were in Northern Iraq and he had this problem following the order not to give his food and water away.  For you that think this is a good thing remember we have enough food and water for 3 days and usually don't get resupplied for 7.  He ( Read more... )

We were all gathered around a keg of beer when we started talking about crap that has happened. One of the funniest (well funny if you were there) things that happened was in Tikrit. We were on a mission to do something or another. They all wind into one tall piece of nothing after awhile. We came under fire. We were shucking and jiving getting our ( Read more... )

Just so you know, the boy has slipped completely out of our radar. We looked everywhere for him but no luck. The little tent hospital moved southwest to Kandahar. Asking them about him they said he might have gone to Mazar-I-Sharif. But no one there has seen him either. I am not sure he is even in Afghanistan right now. Knowing him he will turn up ( Read more... )

A  tiger trap is a hole that is covered over so when something tries to move over it, it falls in the hole.  That said.  lol, We found that country boy's aid truck in a tiger hole today.  Wait until we find him he will never live it down.

Been an interesting couple of days, with the detail to search for various insurgents around the area. Took awhile but got our country boy to go with us on our search. Wouldn’t take a gun though. Wouldn’t wear a helmet either. I think that is kind of stupid. Need a gun and a helmet to walk around in those areas. He always was slow. Good to have him ( Read more... )

Damn that country boy was reading and laughing at all his e-mails, and other things I guess.  Then he let this girl use it too.  If I would have looked I would think she was hot.  But don't worry Peggy I didn't look.  Cliff is always getting these hot babes around him.  He dated you back in High School Peg and your the hottest babe he has ever been ( Read more... )

I have written my likes and dislikes and about me and crap twice.  What the hell no one reads that shit anyway.  I am Andrew and I want to marry Peggy, but she thinks I am too white.  Just Kidding.  Call me Drea, call me Falcon, but don't call me Muffy.  Damn girl how in the hell you going to call me Muffy?