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50starhero

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May 21, 2009 00:02

Attention all Cactuars in the Bydan region that are currently listening to this from on their journals!

Hello! How are you!? This is Alfred F. Jones of the human race!

Instead of attacking us, why not come on over to the 4423 (that one ship, you know, you’ve probably seen it a few times in your Cactuarian newspapers, so you know what it looks like) ( Read more... )

tst

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notalfred May 21 2009, 04:11:40 UTC

[Absolutely speechless. Have some silence as he stands probably right next to you.]

50starhero May 21 2009, 04:16:27 UTC

What's wrong Matt? You look sort of funny. Nervous about meeting the Cactuars?

buriedmemory May 21 2009, 04:13:21 UTC

...You're an idiot. Kill them. Just. KILL THEM.

50starhero May 21 2009, 04:18:14 UTC

Kill? Isako, why would you want to do that? Don't they look cool?

[filtered to the 4423 / easy to hack] anthypants May 21 2009, 04:14:24 UTC

Alfred, while I appreciate your confidence that I can stop an entire hoard of stampeding cactaurs by throwing them a buffet dinner I don't think that's such a good idea.

[filtered to the 4423 / easy to hack] 50starhero May 21 2009, 04:19:27 UTC

Why not? Food always makes me feel better!

[filtered to the 4423 / easy to hack] anthypants May 21 2009, 04:23:14 UTC

Did you seriously expect me to COOK SAND?

Besides, cactaurs DON'T HAVE JOURNALS! I don't think they even have fingers!

Re: [filtered to the 4423 / easy to hack] 50starhero May 21 2009, 04:27:38 UTC

You don't think they like sand?

No fingers? Neat. I'll write that down in my new "All About Cactaurs" memoir. Thanks, Anthy!

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allwithgrace May 21 2009, 04:14:32 UTC

Cactuars? Ah, I suppose that would explain some of the more distressed sounding transmissions over the network.

50starhero May 21 2009, 04:21:01 UTC

Have you met them before?! What are they like?! Do they like chocolate or vanilla better (for the ice cream)?

...Encouraging Alfred now because he thinks it's funny allwithgrace May 21 2009, 04:34:19 UTC

I'm afraid I haven't had the pleasure. Perhaps you should offer them both.

Oh sure! it seems funny from a few hundred miles away on the Silvana. 50starhero May 21 2009, 04:51:49 UTC

Hey! That's true! It's good to have a variety to choose from. But what if they don't like ice cream. That'd be a problem.

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[Voice] theschmotone May 21 2009, 04:17:19 UTC

Hyu know, Alfred, hyu reminds me of zome of my old buddies back home.

[Voice] 50starhero May 21 2009, 04:24:02 UTC

[oh gosh, Al sounds super happy about that] They must have been really awesome people then, huh?