All is not quiet on the gastric front, but things are better. I went to work today armed with a bottle of Pepto Bismol and was greeted with "wow, you look like shit... no offense ( Read more... )

Today I got suddenly and violently ill at work, resulting in being sent home before 10am ( Read more... )

I did STUFF today. Lots of stuff. Despite the fact that all I wanted to do was go to bed ( Read more... )

Guys ( Read more... )

Dear customers who think I am your friend ( Read more... )

Brief as I can ( Read more... )

Eventually I'll get around to posting you know, the serious, unfunny stuff updating my life, but for right now, I bring you music video hilarity.

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It's Tears for Fears, Mad World. I like the song, actually, I really do. But the video is about a billion kinds of awesome that they did NOT MEAN FOR IT TO BE ( Read more... )

The shit has finally hit the fan ( Read more... )

Oh, fuck everything.

The world sucks and people need to die.

Goddamn it ( Read more... )