tonight i drove home legally two beers drunk

[54m4n7ha]

it's my birthday drink your pee, take off your shirt day.

i have the best birthday outfit like you just wouldn't believe.

my two friends, tad &andrea are throwing me a party tomorrow night around 10 or 11 so if you would like to come you are all invited so just hit me up for directions

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Comments

[inthecanyons]

happy birthday i hope you have a most excellent year

[dreamingblack]

Happy Birthday!

[hateme_love]

happy birthday! i really want to go to tad and andreas tonight, but i'm pretty fucking sick. i'm sorry i'm missing your birthday party :(

[radio_for_two]

hairy fratboy butts are straight up unappetizing.

..but birthdays are the shit. have a spectacular one. :)

[zancro]

HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY!