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[54m4n7ha]

i wish i could still laugh like this ayo

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tomorrow i have a job interview at nine in the am, wish me luck. then i'm going to go with nathaniel to his drug meeting. i hope to be a little bit more preductive, honestly. i am hopeless

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[dr_wrebagzhoe]

That kid rocks.

[forceasmile]

they're not creepy. i've talked to like a hundred salmons like disgruntledsalmon and melancholysalmon and a whole bunch of salmons and a lot of the time when it happens i'm pretty baked (which makes perfect sense if the salmons often operate based on that you recently updated livejournal because i only ever update livejournal when i'm baked) so once it got to the point that i'd realised that the salmons weren't bots they were real people just like me (the fact that their names all have salmon in them throws you off at first because obviously all these different people with salmon in their name wouldn't always send you these lines that make like no sense) i'd talk to them for a while and try and convince them i wasn't a bot and sometimes i finally get through to me and they giveme their real screennames and i im them on that one and talk to them about life and shit (so they know i'm not a salmon because i have a real name) and it humours me and it ain't creepy at all. i kind of want to be a real salmon like changemy screenname to

[54m4n7ha]

you'll be a real salmon then

[margann]

stop smoking so much weed, they're obviously bots. oh no nevermind it's just a coincidence a million screen names with trout or salmon have imed half of lj mere seconds after they post an entry, what was i thinking?

[forceasmile]

it's more complicated than that dude. what happens is two people simultaneously send each other the exact same message and neither person appears with their usual screenname they both appear as something salmon so both people are made initially to think that the other's a bot; stop smoking so much weed they're obviously real people. there are entire pages dedicated to explaining how this program works and it's not just me thinking there's something going on when there isn't. samantha herself who wrote this entry understands that these are not bots so you're kind of saying she's wrong too so maybe you should just stop reading this livejournal.

[scott_st_james]

AIM = KobaltKaige

[ashleighzombie]

yeah its bots. i have my privacy set up to where only people on my buddy list can im me, no bots for me, thanks.
my aim is the same as my lj name.

[allie345]

I love that youtube video, I must have watched it a million times when I first saw it