this has got to be one of the best impersonations ever on snl.

it's about the touch. it's difficult to explain beyond that. somewhere within, within that contact, is communication, a transfer of things good-no, of things great-of things that stop the heart with awe. so it's nature's reward for reproduction, the reward of feeling less alone. a contact high. the drive behind it all is the need for comfort, the ( Read more... )

warren miller's impact is playing on encore. i think i'm going to watch it for a little while. a little nostalgia. as a young child, i used to go with my father to the victoria street theater - a little independent show hall - to see warren miller films every year when they'd come into town. my father owned a sporting goods store and every year ( Read more... )

apparently i caused alarmed for someone with my last post as the police just showed up and checked in on me. i'm sorry to all. i was terribly upset last night. i did feel like dying, and that i was dead, but i wasn't going to kill myself. i did take a bunch of ambien, but i did so knowing it would not hurt me, only knock me out, blanking out my ( Read more... )

the one last thing i was holding on to is no longer. i just took a shitload of ambien, hoping this will all go away. i want to die. i am dead. goodbye.

oh man. the scoring system used in olympic boxing is so frustrating. unlike professional boxing where judges judge individual rounds, awarding each individual round to the fighter who dominates it, olympic scoring scores by punches. the problem with this method is that the judges too often don't see punches, leaving a fighter fucked when they've ( Read more... )

yes, i do believe i'm going to quit smoking tomorrow. i have one pack left. that should last me the rest of the day and perhaps into sometime tomorrow. maybe i'll start posting more when the withdrawals set in and i become a grumpy and emotionally unstable person. will you read?

...or else it gets the hose again.

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watching the family guy and there was a little girl who fell down into a well and stewie yelled down to her the classic line. so i thought i'd post this in case there's someone who hasn't seen it.

p.s. buffalo bill holding his little dog is the wallpaper on my phone.


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i'm watching boxing and i have to say that the scoring is quite frustrating. you'd think knocking the headguard off of the oponent would get you a point. but it doesn't. wtf?

i miss the old days of livejournal. i don't feel connected to it anymore. i don't even know why i'm posting this. no one will read it. and i don't blame them. this is

oh man. i just had acid come up from my stomach and manage to make its way into my nose. PAINFUL.