I got my license yesterday. Nah, I didn't. Well, alright seriously - I did. No, I'm fucking serious, I gots that shit. Road test examiners aren't much fun, too. Like, the dude's ass was clenched so tight when he farted only dogs could hear. So, uh, seriously, I've got my license...for serious.
5eleven's LJ stalker is mrselfdstruct!mrselfdstruct is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!