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666doc

Track 003 -- the radio station disappears [ Backdated to Thanksgiving//EVENT ]

Nov 25, 2011 17:27

[ PHONE ]

Well look at that! A LOVELY holiday feast. Doing my best to starve the little shit who I'm supposed to call "son" here, which, mind you, wouldn't surprise me one bit. ANYHOW. He's having some trouble comprehending the "NO PETS" rule. Though I suppose I could always make an exception for eels... uhuhuhuh.

Er--WHERE WAS I? Oh. RIGHT. ( Read more... )

event: thanksgiving

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Phone asswhisperer November 25 2011, 22:31:50 UTC

You might want to hold onto that paperwork, actually. Once the malpractice charges start coming in, you're going to need a lawyer. That'd be me.

666doc November 25 2011, 22:34:03 UTC

Ooooh. I like this.

Seeing as that we're neighbors and all that, I'm assuming your services are free.

Oh and the whole. Being a celebrity bit.

asswhisperer November 26 2011, 00:01:11 UTC

I accept cash, check, or money order.

666doc November 26 2011, 01:24:31 UTC

How about a free prostate exam?

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guitarslaying November 26 2011, 02:22:31 UTC

Oh thank God, 'bout time we had a trustworthy doctor.

So I've got this, like, really ugly fungus on my big toe or something I think I'm gonna need you to look at, cause I think it might be infected. When can I come over.

666doc November 26 2011, 14:36:27 UTC

OH. Oh. I like the sounds of this. Errr. I mean. Anytime.

guitarslaying November 26 2011, 19:03:51 UTC

Good. 'Bout time someone got excited about toe fungus. You have no clue how hard it is to find people who give a damn.

Yeah? Where do you live?

666doc November 26 2011, 21:34:48 UTC

7136 Brooks. Not sure how the old woman'll feel about my toe fungus examinations. Unfortunately, I have a feeling it'll have absolutely no effect, given she's a bit of a flatliner in the personality department. Makes the married life less exciting... ANYHOW.

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phone hispalette November 26 2011, 04:50:02 UTC

[there's a reason why he's making a habit of taking his meals outside of the house. all of those wilderness survival skills are coming in handy.

this time, the call Murdoc receives is made from a payphone some undetermined, mysterious outside source. tremble in fear.]

You shouldn't eat the stuff the town gives you for free. It's dangerous.

phone 666doc November 26 2011, 14:38:45 UTC

[ THIS. KID. ]

WHERE the hell're you?

[ He was so excited about locking you in a room with a bucket and some rancid cabbage for the next few days. ]

hispalette November 26 2011, 22:04:52 UTC

Around. [that's all you need to know, dad. all you need.]

I mean it. Some of them were poisonous last year.

666doc November 26 2011, 22:21:56 UTC

I'm probably immune.

Anyway. QUIT WASTING MY TIME and get back here. I've something I want to show you... uhuhuh.

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JUST WALKS UP ON IN HERE... uranophobe November 29 2011, 04:18:17 UTC

For some reason, I doubt the legitimacy of your doctorate.

fojasjif FUCKOFF I JUST WOKE UP FLAMfo 666doc November 29 2011, 20:06:33 UTC

Do I smell some prejudice?

Oh oh! Or maybe it's envy. I love envy!

WE'VE ALL SEEN YOUR SHAME uranophobe November 29 2011, 20:27:40 UTC

It's neither. It's merely a statement.

Tell me, did you get your degree from a box of Cracker Jack, or was that a bit too advanced for you?

SCREE 666doc November 29 2011, 20:31:19 UTC

Close! Very close. Offering forfeited checks up to hookers was possibly some of the best investments I've ever made. Uhuhuh. Mexican prisons have fantastic opportunities in the higher education department.

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