[1. Action: 730 Anderson.]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME... WE MADE A DEAL!

[It's practically screamed through the house. Randall emerges from the bathroom in an absolutely foul mood. It should be noted that he's green. And rotting. His left eye dead and his skin peeling in some places. Yep. Definitely a zombie ( Read more... )

[1. Phone: Open to all.]

Ok. So lack of rotting green skin aside, who's job was it to photoshop me in all of these pictures? Where the hell did you even get pictures of me like this? I'm cheeseballing it pretty big in some of these ( Read more... )

( This is happening. )

I'm ready for the gang bang.