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[wet]

♥ The Pick-Up Line Meme ♥

① Comment with your username. People will then reply with pick-up lines that have something to do with your interests.
Example: For someone who likes cats, you could say "Hey, wanna be my kitty?"
② If you have absolutely no creativity you can also use regular pick-up lines. You can find tons of them here③ Absolutely no

Comments

[wet]

winterfeelings

[rikasaurus]

Are you an alien?

Because your ass is out of this world.

Oh oh.

I'd join your disciplinary committee anytime.

[wet]

I'm a superior human, not an alien.

Oooh babyyy.

[rikasaurus]

Well....your ass is still out of this world either way B)

[okok]

cheezwhizfairy

inb4 SPIDERS EVERYWHERE

[parijienne]

Are you a spider? Cus I seem to be stuck in your web

man i suck at this

[antonio]

how about you put those 8 legs to use ///////

ide how does one use a spider pickup line

[fiercepotato]

You got something on your chest: my eyes

[antonio]

kumajiro

[okok]

You know, I've been told I look a lot like Spain.

idfk

[antonio]

that is like the opposite of a pickup line

[fiercepotato]

Do you have any raisins?

No?

Than how about a date~?

[parijienne]

parijienne

[antonio]

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

[okok]

I'd have -SEX- with you anytime.

[fiercepotato]

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".

[artist]

Is that 5 meters in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[parijienne]

If I received a nickel for every time I met someone as amazing as you, I’d only have five cents.

[okok]

I'd let you pee on my tree any day.