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[wet]

♥ The Pick-Up Line Meme ♥

① Comment with your username. People will then reply with pick-up lines that have something to do with your interests.
Example: For someone who likes cats, you could say "Hey, wanna be my kitty?"
② If you have absolutely no creativity you can also use regular pick-up lines. You can find tons of them here③ Absolutely no

Comments

[artist]

hotshit

/afraid

[artist]

gives you my number....must...save...brother

[okok]

Women just use me for my rugged good looks, hard tanned muscular body, and large penis. Sometimes I just cry myself to sleep, craving for a hug in the morning, not a blow job. If you would hug me in the morning, I'll let you suck me off later, but really, I just want to be loved.

[rikasaurus]

rikasaurus

[yamanaika]

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

[wet]

I'd let you K.O. me anytime, baby.

[okok]

So you thinking about getting a piercing? Well, if you want you can come back to my place, I happen to know a bit about penetration.

[gingeynary]

Gingeynary

inb4 "spicey" hurhurhur

[antonio]

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

[fiercepotato]

You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

[yamanaika]

yamanaika

[rikasaurus]

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

[unasuvas]

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE MON EIFFEL IN YOUR ARC DE TRIOMPHE?

[barnaby]

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

[fiercepotato]

fiercepotato

[parijienne]

Do you work at Subway? Cus you just gave me a footlong

[curiousity]

Wanna have some fun?
Why don't you take a ride on my disco stick?