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[wet]

♥ The Pick-Up Line Meme ♥

① Comment with your username. People will then reply with pick-up lines that have something to do with your interests.
Example: For someone who likes cats, you could say "Hey, wanna be my kitty?"
② If you have absolutely no creativity you can also use regular pick-up lines. You can find tons of them here③ Absolutely no

Comments

[gravity_xx]

gravity_xx

what am I doing

[milo_reed]

Wanna check into Hotel Dusk?

[gravity_xx]

You're never getting laid.

[milo_reed]

I've grown to live with this one.

[curiousity]

curiousity

[yamanaika]

Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

[fiercepotato]

You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

[jissouseki]

Was it written somewhere in red truth that you'd be so pretty?

[barnaby]

harumi_san

[yamanaika]

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

[barnaby]

[fiercepotato]

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

[kenichi_bokushi]

kenichi_bokushi

[antonio]

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

[oresame]

Is it hot in here? Because I think we both need to take our clothes off.

[okok]

Have you ever played leap frog naked?

[milo_reed]

milo_reed

[gravity_xx]

Your eyes are like black holes. If I fell into them I'd never be able to get back up.

... there is a reason I never hit on anyone.

[milo_reed]

I've actually heard that one before.

[gravity_xx]

ARE YOU KIDDING I MADE IT UP ON THE SPOT AND EVERYTHING...