like woah its been foooooooooorrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr, sorry had to do that to entertain myself to show the lengthyness in how long its actually been ( Read more... )

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small ( Read more... )

wen ur this young it shouldn't be so complicated

im not blaming it on anyone dammit- it's just so confusing and i dont want that seperation.to rip the 2 apart as they once were would kill just to see and that blood battle is too gruesome to happen once more.

there are 2 ways to take but only one which u need to choose.
2 ways one can go
one way looks ( Read more... )

Of all the friends I've ever met,

You're the one I won't forget.

And if I die

Before you do

I'll go to heaven

And wait for you

I'll give the angels

Back their wings

And risk the loss

Of everything

Just to prove

My friendship is true


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Wow ok yea have definately not updated in a long time... tomorrow will be jon's and mine month anniversary... can't believe it cuz it felt like a week and a half ( Read more... )

guess wut??? hmm dink dink....erph...
i wanted to tell ya'll sumtin but i forgots.... hmmmm

the fly flys into the fall and lands
the fly gets swatted away and flys to another wall
the fly gets hit with a book-smoosh....
did u know everytime a fly lands it goes potty?

so everytime u were origionally grossed out wen a fly lands on ur food... betcha ur ( Read more... )

k guys this is what happens when i become bored... i update and play on the computer and slowly zone in farther and farther until someone calls and saves me from zoning once again by getting me out of the house.

this is because I'm bored and saw it in one of my sweetheart friend's lj's.... check it out:

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 ( Read more... )

halloween.....hmm it's that time of year lil girls and boys,

where children go out and get some treats,
where parents worry about where their children are and wut they eat.
when things seem to creep more and random shadows creep.
when haunted houses become hot spots and all want a good scare,
so when they scream and flee from the scene, make sure ( Read more... )

Ever thought about male cheerleaders.... ok prolly not but lately I've heard people say that Male Cheerleaders are gay....

iight well just take this into consideration:

• they get to spend time with "hott" girls
• they get to watch girls jump up and down
• they look up girl's skirts like all the time
• if a girl falls from being held up, the guy might ( Read more... )

okay so this is the funniest part of the day for me out of all my classes and so there is always funny things that are said and so today i wrote 2 of these times down because i couldn't keep up with all the funny things.

teacher starts conversation about plantations:  "Rich builds his plantation on the river" (draws a large square for plantation)
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