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[71_chevelle]

Attention Westerberg High Driver's Ed Students:

• If you did not pass last week's written exam, you will not get in a car for the driving test. NO EXCEPTIONS.
• If you have not attended the minimum amount of classes, you will not get in a car for the driving text. NO EXCEPTIONS.
• If you have not maintained the minimum point average all semester, you will

Comments

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[tothelibrary]

Try and keep me away, Bobby.

Also, what's this I hear about possibly losing my favorite colleague?

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[71_chevelle]

Couldn't tell you, Dawn, they're not my ears as lovely as they are.

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[tothelibrary]

You're going to break my heart, Bobby. But fine, keep your secrets for now. We have ways of making you talk.

So, did you escape the horrors of chaperoning another day?

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[71_chevelle]

I shudder to imagine.

So far so good, but I might just show up anyhow to claim that dance you offered. After all, no man in his right mind turns down an offer like that.

Private;

[lastpunchline]

I'll drink to you. I'll even send a cigar.

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[71_chevelle]

Heh - you would, wouldn't you? I'll accept only if you smoke it with me.

...So what's this I hear about some accusations?

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[lastpunchline]

You got it.

I failed a miss priss for not running her laps, and she cried wolf. Do you honestly think I'm interested in girls?

And I'm not fired yet.

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[71_chevelle]

No, but you know how these rumors go, Eddie. I wouldn't brush it off lightly.

Good - take it the administration's investigating?

Faculty Filter

[banditfox]

If the students' projects haven't poisoned me before evening, I'm up for a drink.

[ooc: I hope you don't mind a bit of spam, although I'll probably have to backdate.]

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[71_chevelle]

Did they really swap out Poison Ivy to get you, or was that just a rumor I heard?

[ooc; I live to backdate, spam away!]

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[banditfox]

As revenge goes, it was one of the more creative attempts. I'm rather proud the student did his research.

[ooc: *sob* We'll have to backdate some more because I have step away from the computer for a little while again.]

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[71_chevelle]

I usually get obnoxious teen music blaring out of the speakers when I start the cars. I may be deaf, but at least I don't have to worry about being itchy.

Not that I'm sure you didn't notice, but you're right it's a new one.

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[stokerwasahack]

I just read a paper claiming that Christopher Marlowe wrote Doctor Faustus after making a deal with a demon. There are not enough drinks in the city to ease my pain.

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[71_chevelle]

...now that just ain't right. Come on by, there'll be plenty.

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[stokerwasahack]

Good to hear, Bobby.

You're not really leaving us alone with the natives, are you?

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[71_chevelle]

Now where would you hear a thing like that?

So I know who to blame.

[cal_sitter]

Tired of taking your life in your hands in the name of education, Mr. Singer?

[ooc: ... and last, have a former student if that's cool?]

[71_chevelle]

...now where would you hear a thing like that, Niko.

And I thought I told you, once you're old enough to terrorize your own students - it's Bobby.

[ooc; cool as a cucumber.]

[cal_sitter]

I'm only extrapolating the logical conclusion based on your requirements for students getting in the car and your cautions about the trebuchet.

Technically, they're not my students. I'm only borrowing them to free the real teacher for research so he can keep his job.

[71_chevelle]

Well, some of us just like to keep our cranky hides intact. I should've just made the damn announcement already...

But do you terrorize them? Because inspiring terror is the mark of a true teacher.