You know the last time I had luck that shitty, besides the day some faggot with a Nazi superiority complex threw me out of my fucking apartment was in '71. Any of you assholes ever been in Vietnam? It's a shithole on the ass end of nowhere. Hell couldn't have spit that crap out, and the center of it was Hanoi, which is like the pit that the devil ( Read more... )

[Eddie, who hasn't been outside yet today, is emerging from his home. He's decided to go to the corner store, and his camera is catching him from behind. The second the sunlight hits him, he starts to glimmer and shimmer and glitter like he's bathed in an arts and crafts kit ( Read more... )

You know what?

Most of the time this shithole isn't quite so bad. So yeah, people got stuffed full of slugs, who the fuck cares.

What matters is that they left their fucking mark in all the way that matter. I'd say I'm impressed, but I'm too old and too cynical to really give a fucking shit.

Dreiberg, you owe me a steak, you fat asshole.

This shit's a week late. My birthday was last Sunday, assholes.

[ooc: really, troll away]

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So, City.

Trot out the golden tanks, next?

I've still got a rocket launcher with a full load that needs firing.

Goddamn, where's Sally when I need her?This is the part where most people say something like 'back in my day we made our tanks in camo' but fuck, maybe back in someone's day in this shithole, tanks came in fucking obvious as shit gold ( Read more... )

There's something fucked up and satisfying about beating the shit out of some third rate punks. Gets the blood flowing.

I always hated these shitheads.

So I found this book.

Figure it belongs to someone, but as there's no name in it, I figure I should just read out what it says on the inside. I mean, after all, I'd hate for someone to be missing something important.

So, without further ado:

( Not cut icly )

City, time you and I had a little talk.

You know what's wrong with this place? It's the fact that you've got batshit little fuckers running around and just blathering about their private lives on the Network. First you get people like cancer girl sharing all about her personal struggle with the disease of the century, and then you've got every ( Read more... )