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[lastpunchline]

City, time you and I had a little talk.

You know what's wrong with this place? It's the fact that you've got batshit little fuckers running around and just blathering about their private lives on the Network. First you get people like cancer girl sharing all about her personal struggle with the disease of the century, and then you've got every

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[favoritetraitor]

[Have a little gasp of toddler horror and shock.]

Aaaaaaaah!

[lastpunchline]

Go away before I shoot you, kid.

[favoritetraitor]

[And queue the waterworks. Shooting a little 3 year old. For shame~ XD]

... a...a... aaaaaaAAWWAAAAAAAAhhhhh!

[lastpunchline]

Don't you have a mommy to do this shit?

[harrysbackup]

Hey. Love killed the dinosaurs, man.

[lastpunchline]

Are you going to tell me to let the sunshine in?

[harrysbackup]

Lets just say I have intimate knowledge of the power of love.

[lastpunchline]

You have a good time with that one.

[child_radical]

Right, bitter much?

[lastpunchline]

Weren't you a boy yesterday?

[child_radical]

Cursed and throwing rocks at idiots who can't keep their eyes up.

[lastpunchline]

Aren't you young to have that problem?

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[council_king]

Hehehehehe~ what a funny thing you are.

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[council_king]

And what if 'shooting them in the head' doesn't work~?

[lastpunchline]

The Comedian isn't just a cute nickname.

Burn them with a flamethrower, throw a bomb on them, who cares? Get Doc on it. Now this is the part where you tell me I can't kill you, and I tell you that I don't give a fucking shit.

[council_king]

Doc? And no, you're wrong. Why would I tell a thing like you anything?

Although you do seem like you'd be fun.

[caughtthebullet]

Where's your punchline?

[lastpunchline]

That even though you killed me back home, I'm still here to blow cigar smoke in your face.

[caughtthebullet]

I'm already aware you need me to entertain yourself.

[lastpunchline]

That what it is? You just have the best reactions when you get hissy.