See City? Now this is what we call the feels like home kind of shit I'm used to. Always kind of interesting to see what people are forced into, especially when it's the fucking conservative 1980s. Some words of advice for all the assholes and hypocrites out there today ( Read more... )

So what's next? The nineteen-sixties? Free love and that shit? More fucking hippies? Maybe the forties? Hell I was stuck in a trench for most of the years of nineteen-forty through 'forty-five. I'd be up for that ( Read more... )

...who would ever need thirty rolls of toilet paper sitting in their closet?

[The sound of squeaky wheels, and then]

There is is.

[Someone is clearly picking something up, then another voice, small and timid saying sir, please, you can't smoke here, and really one of us should carry that for you...]Go bug someone else ( Read more... )

After watching all you faggots show off your pathetic lives, I have to say, man. You guys didn't know how to live ( Read more... )

I frankly don't see a problem with making out with all the girls in this place, but then I'm that kind of sick fuck, apparently. Someone get me a beer. I hear Christmas is coming up.

I hope no one actually wants any presents.

Ah, a fine picture of quality.

And to think I thought it had been broken.

[ooc: pushed the button]

You know what?

I don't even want to know.

This month's been too good. Fuck it up all you want. None of this is throwing me.

Last one of these was on my birthday.

Guess they like the holiday classics around here.

[ooc: everything goes~]

I can't believe some asshole killed that bear before me.

Was it worth it?

[ooc: Links ooc! For player reference only]

-guns
-knives
-flamethrower
-grenades
-grenade launcer

-rocket launcher
-gatling gun

-fists
-wits

-me, clearly