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[lastpunchline]

-guns
-knives
-flamethrower
-grenades
-grenade launcer

-rocket launcher
-gatling gun

-fists
-wits

-me, clearly

Comments

[cal_sitter]

That's the sort of list I like to see.

[lastpunchline]

You are:

-a man of taste
-someone with a brain
-at least over 99% of the idiots here

[cal_sitter]

Granted, I think a rocket launcher might be a bit much.

[lastpunchline]

Things I like having a rocket launcher for:

-opening bottles of painkiller
-scaring the fuck out of Nite Owl

[worksmart]

Things not to get stuck in an elevator with, for $300.

[lastpunchline]

The problem:

-kids with no creativity
-cowards
-nixon

[worksmart]

Uncreative kids.

And you're, what, a patron of the arts?

[lastpunchline]

I am a patron of:

-kicking ass
-killing commies

[venomouselle]

Do you have all of those things, mister?

[lastpunchline]

I own:

-guns
-knives
-flamethrower
-grenades
-grenade launcher

[venomouselle]

Are you some kind of action hero?

[lastpunchline]

I do:

-have a fucking action figure
-made by an asshole

[fangfatale]

No teeth?

[lastpunchline]

No it's:

-too long
-they'll lock me up
-my teeth aren't sharp enough

[fangfatale]

Mine are.

[lastpunchline]

Well sweetheart.

You're:

-lucky
-special
-all of the above

voice

[a_silent_due]

"Rocket"...?

voice

[lastpunchline]

It:

-explodes
-destroys a lot of shit at once

voice

[a_silent_due]

A... lot of things... do that...

voice

[lastpunchline]

It:

-does it better
-does it faster