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[lastpunchline]

...who would ever need thirty rolls of toilet paper sitting in their closet?

[The sound of squeaky wheels, and then]

There is is.

[Someone is clearly picking something up, then another voice, small and timid saying sir, please, you can't smoke here, and really one of us should carry that for you...]Go bug someone else

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[Video]

[dude_imbatman]

[Have a Dean just staring at you like he's seen a ghost.]

[Video] 1/3 I would say I'm sorry....

[lastpunchline]

[Video] EXCEPT

[lastpunchline]

Dean?

[Video] That would be a really dirty lie

[lastpunchline]

Is your brother here too?

[caughtthebullet]

You have no shame.

[lastpunchline]

And coming from you that's a real compliment.

[caughtthebullet]

I have no doubt that place was built for your consumer base.

[lastpunchline]

Hey you think they have that crap ass action figure you had made?

[video] SO ABOUT THAT SEMI-HIATUS

[tight_latex]

[Have an expression mixed with confusion and anger.]

It can't-- this better be a fucking curse because...no.

...No.

[video] 1/2

[lastpunchline]

[video] SCREAMMMMM

[lastpunchline]

Fuck.

....hey Laurie. How's your mom.

[video]

[tight_latex]

Like you have the right to know. She's better off now that you're...

[she just. doesn't know what to say right now.]

My God, you're dead...why the fuck aren't you dead?

[sapanwood]

That's a stupid question.

[lastpunchline]

Crap yourself a lot, kid?

[sapanwood]

A large family would need a lot of toilet paper.

[lastpunchline]

You notice a lot of big families around here?

voice

[thesecondslayer]

Get to feeling all domestic, old man?

voice

[lastpunchline]

Something like that. I just bought a TV is all.

voice

[thesecondslayer]

TV and beer, not a bad deal. You up for Underground anytime soon? Everything's back where it should be, could use a good throw down.

voice

[lastpunchline]

Maybe tomorrow. I've got shit to do tonight.