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[lastpunchline]

Last one of these was on my birthday.

Guess they like the holiday classics around here.

[ooc: everything goes~]

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[thesecondslayer]

Got yanked back in on one, last time.

[lastpunchline]

And here you are a few days early.

[thesecondslayer]

Lucky freaking me.

[lastpunchline]

Damn straight, hellcat.

I am...so sorry (I think).

[icarus_suraki]

Dead man fallin'!

What's up? Not you, obviously!

[lastpunchline]

I hope you got a good day job.

[icarus_suraki]

So there's this guy who owns a circus, right? And one day, he's standing there, checking out the big top and this little scrawny guy comes walking in off the street. And he walks up to the guy who owns the circus and goes, "Hey, nice circus." And the guy who owns the circus says, "Yeah? What do you want?" And the scrawny guys says, "I wanna perform. I got an act." So the guy who owns the circus goes, "Okay. Let's see it

[lastpunchline]

This is worse than watching Kennedy try to hold his booze.

[helloharo]

Haro, haro~!

I'm going to hell.

[lastpunchline]

It's hello, you chink fuck.

You get the fuchsia one then~

[helloharo]

Haro, scary man~ Haro~

[notajackie]

Oooh, happy belated birthday!

[lastpunchline]

Four months too late.

I refuse to apologize.

[notajackie]

Tch! That's why I said belated, obviously. And it's the thought that counts.

[lastpunchline]

If you're made made out of sunshine, maybe.

[hazamouth]

Trick or treat.

[lastpunchline]

There's a couple of blonds in the square who might need a good time. Have at it.

[hazamouth]

But I don't wanna mess with blondes. I wanna mess with you.

[lastpunchline]

Bigger faggots have tried and failed.